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Originally Posted by Jenson71
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Don't make your bed. Not only is it a waste of time, I read once that making your bed increases the amount of bed bugs. Just leave it messy.
Also, do not wipe your nose on the bottom of the couch cushions. That is just disgusting.
If you have a dishwasher, that doesn't mean you can just throw everything in there. The little baby Jesus does not live in it. You have to rinse stuff out first. Also, some light plastics don't go in there and some other stuff.
Finally, do not put metal in the microwave. I did that once and it's very scary. You want to shut it off, but you don't know if you will die by doing so. It is better to just remember to not put them in the mircrowave. Write a note if you have to.
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Speaking of scary microwave stories...I was microwaving a baked potato a while back (and yes, I poked holes in it with a fork I'm not that dumb)...we were jamming to some tunes (like full blast) and I was owning n00bs playing Halo...Andy was doing god knows what in his room...basically every electrical outlet and anything that could turn on was on...about 5 minutes into the potato microwaving, I was sneeping the shit out of some n00b on Halo and BOOOOOOOM, our entire apartment power went out. I about poo'd myself.