[Rain Man]

I'll get a guest picker for Washington. Meanwhile, Bradenton is on the clock.

Oh! That's me. Lemme think.

Round 1
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Peyton Manning, QB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Matt Ryan, QB
3. Honolulu Hulas - Adrian Peterson, RB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Chris Johnson, RB
5. KC Kings - Tom Brady, QB
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Michael Turner, RB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Joe Thomas, LT
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Larry Fitzgerald, WR
9. Cleveland Steamers - Drew Brees, QB
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Calvin Johnson, WR
11. Greenville Marauders - DeAngelo Williams, RB
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Matt Cassel, QB
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Ben Roethlisberger, QB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Phillip Rivers, QB
15. St. Louis Commodes - Andre Johnson, WR
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Demarcus Ware, OLB
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Patrick Willis, ILB
18. Washington DC Comics - Shawne "roidman" Merriman
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Tony Romo, QB

Round 2
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Brian Westbrook, RB
18. Washington DC Comics - Ed Reed, FS
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Aaron Rodgers, QB
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Mario Williams, DE
15. St. Louis Commodes - Matt Forte, RB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Jared Allen, DE
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Roddy White, WR
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Julius Peppers, DE/OLB
11. Greenville Marauders- Jonathan Vilma, LB
10. Tuscon Tittie Twisters- Jay Cutler, QB
9. Cleveland Steamers - Randy Moss, WR
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Eli Manning, QB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Jon Beason, ILB
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Mathias Kiawanuka, DE
5. Kansas City Kings - Osi Umenyiora, DE
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - James Harrison OLB/DE
3. Honolulu Hulas - Jerrod Mayo MLB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Haloti Ngata NT
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Albert Haynesworth DT

Round 3
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Justin Tuck DE
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Ryan Clady, OT
3. Honolulu Hulas - Joe Flacco, QB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Terrell Suggs, OLB/DE
5. Kansas City Kings - Vince Wilfork, NT
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Carson Palmer, QB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Greg Jennings, WR
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Richard Seymour, DE
9. Cleveland Steamers - LaDainian Tomlinson, RB
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Stephen Jackson, RB
11. Greenville Marauders - Chad Pennington, QB
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Kevin Williams, DT
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Nnamdi Asomugha, CB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Reggie Wayne, WR
15. St. Louis Commodes- Walter Jones, OT
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Jake Long, OT
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Joey Porter, OLB
18. Washington DC Comics - Will pick when they arrive
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Troy Polamalu, SS

Round 4.
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Dwight Freeney, DE
18. Washington DC Comics - Will pick when they arrive
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Brandon Marshall, WR