I hope while partying in New York, Sanchez run into a hot little chick and the two hook up. While in the middle of getting his bone blown, Sanchez finds out that this "hot chick" is really a tranny Patriot fan. Carlita then procedes to gnaw Mark's nuts off with her/his teeth, leaving him scrambling to call 911 from his blood soaked bed. Sanchez has to sit the rest of the season on the bench, with a cast on his johnson, thinking about retirement.
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