|
I suppose this is also the time in life where you might "leverage" those filthy photos/movies you took of her.....sell them back, or put them online, maybe email them to her new boyfriend...
I think its great that you're thinking about your kids more than revenge, but since she's gone pirate hooker on you, you might as well figure out a way to have fun with it.
....wait until you get out there and find out what younger women will do with those lady-parts. The vagFRO is out, they're mostly going kojak now from what I hear on the street.
Start exercising, get yourself in shape and get ready to slay poon than William Wallace did Englishmen in Braveheart. There will be more bodies crawling wounded from your bed than than Omaha beach. Look in the mirror, roar like a lion and say to yourself "I am the clam-hammer, Wrecker of wombs!!!"
|