[Monk]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

You think its funny now, wait until tomorrow morning.

You'll wake up, stretch and feel your joints pop, your back aching, you'll realise that you're a bout to pee into your PJs so you'll lumber to the bathroom and make water. You'll turn to the sink to think about shaving, you'll force your drooping eyes open with a mighty yawn and it will culminate with a gaze into the mirror and it will hit you....you'll grin for a reason you can't understand and think loudly

ROAR FUTHERMUCKER! I'm a Clam hammer....


and dammit People LIKE ME MORE THAN HER!!"


You'll bounce a little more after your shower, maybe sing a little on the way in for breakfast....you'll see the marker board on your fridge the girls gave you to keep track of things but haven't used yet.....you'll walk over to it, pick up the marker and write

"EXs-Name...its not the pants that make your ass look fat"

Your day is golden, unless you suddenly find yourself in a drunken fog, trying to steal the pocket change out of a shot up pickup truck in Springfield Missouri.

I just sprayed scotch on my keyboard I'm speechless that is up there with the funniest stuff I have ever read