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Old 05-06-2009, 12:13 PM   #16
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IDIOT SIGHTING :
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
When I was fresh on a new client's site I went to lunch with of the employees who offered to drive since he had a handicapped plate. I couldn't see anything particularly wrong with the guy, but agreed. After getting back from one of the scariest rides of my life both to and from the restaurant I asked someone else if they knew why he had a handicapped plate. "Oh, he's nearly legally blind."
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