I'll tell one on me.
Back in the day, I had to investigate the collapse of a half-dozen or so chicken houses from a recent ice storm. I arrive in below freezing temps and the chicken carcasses are still everywhere. Thankfully, it was cold enough to minimize any decomp smell. As I looked at all the dead birds, I mentioned that I was glad that it wasn't the middle of August as the smell would have been terrible. The farmer looked at me and "Son, we hardly get any ice storms in August."
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