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This thread reminds me of this old guy. This old guy comes to me and says, (inappropriate pause) "Do you have some cereal?" (give quizzical look to the audience) (random twitching) This guy asked for some cereal. So, I say no. (inappropriate pause) I know what you are thinking. (give reeruned look to the audience) Admiral Crunch, couldn't you spare the guy some cereal? (violently shakes head) No. I will not. He doesn't deserve it. NOW I AM GOING TO START YELLING FOR NO REASON!!!!!!! NOW I AM GOING TO RUN AROUND THE STAGE LIKE A reerun!!!!!!!! MANIACAL LAUGH IN 3...2...1.... LOLOLOOLOHAHAHAHALOLOLOHAHAHAHA ... and then I tell him, "Walk into an AIDS tree."
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