[luv]

Originally Posted by FAX

My dream, Ms. luv, was to be an International Playboy. I was handicapped, however, by the fact that my family was poor and we had no jet. Plus, in my home town, the girls were, for the most part ... uh ... cosmetically challenged - not the best place to begin a career as an International Playboy.

I still hope that, one day, I shall achieve my dream. Or, perhaps, I shall be reincarnated as one of those bad boys. In the meantime, I sometimes speak in various and mysterious dialects to the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX whilst engaged in the "encounter amore" which, in some small way, seems to help suppress any residual feelings of regret.

FAX

The beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX is, indeed, blessed.