Hmmmm. You may have reason for concern though, Mr. Reaper16.
Assuming that the jeans are tight-fitting and Slappy is relatively active during practice, one can reasonably expect testicle pinch to occur. And, should testicle pinch occur, Slappy's concentration and focus would, inevitably, be adversely affected. And, should Slappy's concentration and focus be adversely affected, he would naturally be oblivious to the behavior, execution, and technique displayed by the players for whom Slappy is responsible since testicle pinch is an all-consuming issue at best. This could well be a problem.
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