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Wolf shirts aren't to be ridiculed.
Only alpha males should even attempt to put one on. The hardcore mating that ensues when any female sees you wearing a wolf shirt can break a weak man. You must be strong of heart and mind, and have balls the size of grapefruits; because the droves of she-wolves you'll encounter will drain you of your nectar in order to uncover the secrets of your lone, roaming soul.
I own the original Wolf shirt that Tiny started a thread about. I think Elton John wrote "Someone Saved My Life Tonight" about that shirt; because that's what it's done.
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