Don't worry, I'm sure Roman will issue you another one of your cousins to marry when they turn 13. You may also be one of those people who would suck on a muddy h'roid.
You were getting a raw deal though, if you were taking 9" of plastic only to issue 3" of skin.
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Originally Posted by Saccogoo
You illiterate redneck.
However, I also have many of these previously mentioned marital aids in addition to many, many others. When I used to have sex, I just wanted to make sure that my partner was completely and utterly satisfied and just wanted to cover all the bases. One would have to be naive, a neophyte or ill-trained in the sexual arts not have tools of the trade on hand to help ensure a pleasurable experience for all parties involved.
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