[The Franchise]

The Tucson Tittie Twisters select Thomas Howard, OLB

Round 1
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Peyton Manning, QB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Matt Ryan, QB
3. Honolulu Hulas - Adrian Peterson, RB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Chris Johnson, RB
5. KC Kings - Tom Brady, QB
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Michael Turner, RB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Joe Thomas, LT
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Larry Fitzgerald, WR
9. Cleveland Steamers - Drew Brees, QB
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Calvin Johnson, WR
11. Greenville Marauders - DeAngelo Williams, RB
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Matt Cassel, QB
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Ben Roethlisberger, QB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Phillip Rivers, QB
15. St. Louis Commodes - Andre Johnson, WR
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Demarcus Ware, OLB
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Patrick Willis, ILB
18. Milwaukee Mud ducks - Shawne "roidman" Merriman
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Tony Romo, QB

Round 2
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Brian Westbrook, RB
18. Milwaukee Mud ducks - Ed Reed, FS
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Aaron Rodgers, QB
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Mario Williams, DE
15. St. Louis Commodes - Matt Forte, RB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Jared Allen, DE
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Roddy White, WR
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Julius Peppers, DE/OLB
11. Greenville Marauders- Jonathan Vilma, LB
10. Tuscon Tittie Twisters- Jay Cutler, QB
9. Cleveland Steamers - Randy Moss, WR
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Eli Manning, QB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Jon Beason, ILB
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Mathias Kiawanuka, DE
5. Kansas City Kings - Osi Umenyiora, DE
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - James Harrison OLB/DE
3. Honolulu Hulas - Jerrod Mayo MLB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Haloti Ngata NT
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Albert Haynesworth DT

Round 3
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Justin Tuck DE
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Ryan Clady, OT
3. Honolulu Hulas - Joe Flacco, QB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Terrell Suggs, OLB/DE
5. Kansas City Kings - Vince Wilfork, NT
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Carson Palmer, QB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Greg Jennings, WR
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Richard Seymour, DE
9. Cleveland Steamers - LaDainian Tomlinson, RB
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Stephen Jackson, RB
11. Greenville Marauders - Chad Pennington, QB
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Kevin Williams, DT
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Nnamdi Asomugha, CB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Reggie Wayne, WR
15. St. Louis Commodes- Walter Jones, OT
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Jake Long, OT
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Joey Porter, OLB
18. Milwaukee Mud ducks - Marion Barber, HB
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Troy Polamalu, SS

Round 4.
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Dwight Freeney, DE
18. Milwaukee Mud ducks - Donovan McNabb, QB
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Brandon Marshall, WR
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Darrelle Revis, CB
15. STL Commodes- Brian Urlacher, ILB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Reggie Bush, RB/WR/KR/PR
13. Chattanooga Choo Choos - Bob Sanders, SS
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Anquan Bolden, WR
11. Greenville Marauders - John Abraham, DE
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - DeMeco Ryans, ILB
9. Cleveland Steamers - Shaun Rogers, DT
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Casey Hampton, NT
7. St. Louis Stallions - LaRon Landry, FS
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Branden Albert, OT
5. Kansas City Kings - Braylon Edwards, WR
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Ray Lewis, ILB
3. Honolulu Hulas- Eddie Royal, WR
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Dwayne Bowe, WR
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Steve Smith, WR

Round 5
1. Fort Wayne Dancers, Marcus Trufant, CB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Lamarr Woodley, OLB
3. Honolulu Hulas- Antonio Cromartie, CB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Trent Edwards, QB
5. Kansas City Kings - Micheal Roos, OT
6. San Antonio Scorpions - D'Qwell Jackson, ILB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Aaron Kampman, DE
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Karlos Dansby, ILB
9. Cleveland Steamers - Terrell Owens, WR
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Marques Colston, WR
11. Greenville Marauders - Wes Welker, WR
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - TJ Houshmandzadeh, WR
13. Chattanooga Choo-Choos - Maurice Jones-Drew, RB
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Asante Samuel, CB
15. St. Louis Commodes - Chad Ocho Cinco, WR
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Champ Bailey, CB
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Charles Woodson, CB
18. Milwaukee Mud ducks - Lee Evans WR
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Steve Breaston, WR

Round 6.
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Derrick Johnson, ILB
18. Milwaukee Mud ducks - Anthony Gonzalez WR
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Ted Ginn Jr. Wr
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Clinton Portis, HB
15. St. Louis Commodes - Tony Gonzales, TE
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Jason Peters, OT
13. Chattanooga Choo-Choos - Antonio Gates, TE
12. Memphis Malt Liquors - Brandon Jacobs, RB
11. Greenville Marauders - Michael Griffin, S
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Jason Witten, TE
9. Cleveland Steamers- Chris Samuels, OT
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Cortland Finnegan, CB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Darnell Dockett, UT
6. San Antonio Scorpions - DeSean Jackson, WR
5. Kansas City Kings - Frank Gore, RB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - John Henderson, DE/DT
3. Honolulu Hulas - Alex Brown, DE
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Jay Ratliff, DE
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Oshiomogho Atogwe, FS

Round 7
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - Lance Briggs, OLB
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Shaun Phillips, OLB
3. Honolulu Hulas - Santonio Holmes, WR
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Bart Scott, ILB
5. Kansas City Kings - Devin Hester, WR,KR,PR
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Domonique Rodgers-Cromartie, CB
7. St. Louis Stallions - Ronnie Brown, HB
8. Burlington Blue Barramundi - Steve Slaton, HB
9. Cleveland Steamers - Julian Peterson, OLB
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Jordan Gross, LT
11. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Glenn Dorsey, DE
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Marcus McNeil, LT
13. Chattanooga Choo-Choos - Trent Cole, OLB/DE
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Leodis McKelvin, CB
15. St. Louis Commodes - Kyle Vanden Bosch, DE
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Jammal Brown, OT
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Chris Long, DE
18. Milwaukee Mud Ducks - Robert Mathis, DE
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Bryant McKinnie ,OT

Round 8
19. Atlantic City Hitmen - Jamal Williams, NT
18. Milwaukee Mud Ducks - Bradie James, ILB
17. Knoxville Kiffins - Shaun Ellis, DE
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees - Tommie Harris, DT
15. St. Louis Commodes - (will pick when they arrive)
14. Las Vegas Red Lights - Keith Rivers, LB
13. Chattanooga Choo-Choos - Ty Warren, DT/DE
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Kris Jenkins, NT
11. Greenville Marauders - Dallas Clark, TE
10. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Rashean Mathis, CB
9. Cleveland Steamer - Flozell Adams, OT
8. St. Louis Stallions - Kellen Winslow, TE
7. St. Louis Stallions - Amobi Okoye, NT
6. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Gaines Adams, DE
5. Kansas City Kings - Barrett Ruud, ILB
4. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - Dustin Keller, TE
3. Chattanooga Choo-Choos - A.J. Hawk, LB (Via Trade with Sully)
2. Greenville Marauders - Andre Goodman, CB
1. Los Angeles Purple Cobras - WR Antonio Bryant (Via Trade with Chiefs=Good)

Round 9
1. Fort Wayne Dancers - DT Marcus Stroud
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers - Darren McFadden, RB
3. Honolulu Hulas - Ryan Diem, OT
4. Chattanooga Choo-Choos - Ernie Sims, LB (Via Trade with chiefscafan)
5. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Kenny Phillips, FS (Via trade with Kyle DeLexus)
6. San Antonio Scorpions - Chad Greenway, OLB
7. Burlington Blue Barracudas - D'Brickashaw Ferguson, OT
8. Burlington Blue Barracudas - Vincent Jackson, WR
9. Cleveland Steamers - Steve Hutchinson, G
10. Memphis Malt Liquor - Greg Olsen, TE (via trade with Tuscon)
11. Greenville Marauders - Jon Stinchcomb, OT
12. Memphis Malt Liquor - Roy Williams, WR
13. Tucson Tittie Twisters - Thomas Howard, OLB(via trade with CCC)
14. Las Vegas Red Lights -
15. St. Louis Commodes -
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees -
17. Knoxville Kiffins -
18. Philadelphia Battery Tossers -
19. Atlantic City Hitmen -

Round 10
19. Atlantic City Hitmen -
18. Milwaukee Mud Ducks -
17. Knoxville Kiffins -
16. Bradenton Super-Manatees -
15. St. Louis Commodes -
14. Las Vegas Red Lights -
13. Tucson Tittie Twisters - (via trade with CCC for their R10 pick)
12. Tucson Tittie Twisters - (via trade with MML for their R10 pick)
11. Greenville Marauders -
10. Kansas City Kings - (via trade with Tucson for their R10 pick)
9. Memphis Malt Liquor - (via trade with Steamers for their R10 pick)
8. St. Louis Stallions -
7. St. Louis Stallions -
6. Tucson Tittie Twisters -
5. Kansas City Kings -
4. Memphis Malt Liquor - (via trade with Cobras for their original R10 pick)
3. Honolulu Hulas -
2. Philadelphia Battery Tossers -
1. Fort Wayne Dancers -