[Bearcat]

Haha, or this..

http://frothygirlz.com/2009/04/28/in...s-4/#more-1007

You have to wait until five o’clock to find a happy hour and start drinking.

I drink for free. I start drinking with management approval at the beginning of my work day at the 4:45 pre-shift meeting where we sample wines. The drinking usually continues with help from our lovely bar staff (vodka in a styrofoam cup with ice and lemon looks just like water). And a few of my destined-for-sainthood guests insist I pour myself a glass of their ridiculously marked up bottles of amarone and cabernet. And then they tip me on those prices. Saints I tell you.

So the next time you sit down for lunch with your office mates and feel very superior to your server, remember that she is probably happy, tan from her recent vacation, skinny, rich, and drunk.