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Originally Posted by Rausch

*RING!...RING!*

New Mexico Resident: Hello?

Telemarketer: Hello, this is Ted, from Spaceport America! We were wondering if you'd like to take a suborbital flight. A truly once in a lifetime experience!

Resident: Um...isn't that expensive?

Telemarketer: Incredibly! And perhaps dangerous! We need ordinary naive people during the Spaceport's infancy until we get all the kinks worked out. We can't afford to hire ace pilots like NASA or the military to take these risks so we were hoping to use ordinary citizens like yo-

Resident:*click*



Telemarketer: Hello?...Hello?...