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Yep, I just found it on the Dave & Buster's web site.
100 tickets = Ethiopian cassava-root candy
500 tickets = Malaysian-made stuffed animal containing lead and mercury
1,000 tickets = Chinese-made MP3 player that causes brain cancer
2,000 tickets = Ipod
5,000 tickets = Majority ownership in General Motors
10,000 tickets = Free tater tots for life at Dave & Buster's
50,000 tickets = One-time grope of any Dave & Buster's server (limited to five minutes, can be under clothing but must remain above underwear, assuming server is wearing any)
100,000 tickets = One-time all-nighter with any Dave & Buster's server.
200,000 tickets = Create a new single life supporting a Dave & Buster's server who will do drugs with you, drive the vehicle of your choice, play sheet rodeo with you, clean and inventory your firearms, and boink any friends who co-own the condo you buy for her.
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