****BREAKING NEWS****
The league office has been notified of a team name change. Due to local financing issues in regards to their stadium, the ownership team of the Memphis Malt Liquor has been forced to work an agreement with a new town.
Team officials were upset initially with the move, but believe they have found the perfect new home. Going forward, the team will no longer be known as the Memphis Malt Liquor. Instead, they shall be called...
The Crested Butte-Holes
Yes, the team is moving to Crested Butte, CO and looking forward to winning many championships.