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No. You're not country. Country folks are normally decent, hard working, honest and nice people.
You're the kind of cousin-breeding-wanna-be skeezer that gives dignified rednecks a bad name.
You don't work on the farm, you're a poser. You might get worked over by plenty of farm hands though.
The tool you're looking for isn't a hoe, a spade would help you dig this hole to China faster. (no, China is a country, not the medical term for your dick holster)
You're exposing yourself as a white trash skankasaurus.
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