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Old 08-04-2009, 10:10 AM   #54
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Find an excuse to start texting her. Keep your messages open ended and SHORT. Use less words and MORE punctuation to make your point. Think of this like attracting a cat to come and play with a ball of string. Don't just throw the ball at the cat, or she won't give a shit about it. Let her see that there is something moving over there... Perhaps it's a ball? Perhaps it would be fun to...

Chase...
A bit...


Then hold still.


Then throw yourself across the room quickly in a direction opposite of the cat's intended path and she will jump on you quicker than she can call you her own pajamas.

Also, alcohol.


Seriously though. Just send her the text "wine drinker?"
when she sends back something like "of course" (at this point she's wondering if it's a question or an invite)
You send back something like "red or white?"
She: "white" (now she's intrigued)
You: "REALLY? "
She: "whats wrong with WHITE?"

From there you just keep up the short messages. Always be assertive and kinda funny until she agrees to HAVE that glass of wine. Don't apologize too much, and don't talk too much. When you do talk, make it count though and be passionate and energetic. Talk about your philosophies and keep the conversation about BIG ideas about life. Don't go into 20 questions mode, ie: what's your favorite band, favorite color, where were you born, etc...? That stuff is boring and wrote. Above all though... BE AGGRESSIVE. Don't be afraid to touch, and if it's returned, touch liberally! Build tension ALL THE TIME. Don't cross lines until she's ready to tear you apart. And GOOD LUCK.
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