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Originally Posted by Demonpenz
Dogs are ****ing stupid. How many ****ing dogs get run over right here on the planet every month
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Yes, but now you're opening up a different debate. Stupid, IMO, also does not deserve abuse, be it dogs or people. At least, that is, 'stupid' in terms of 'uneducated' or 'simple'. Dogs don't know what cars are; it's not their fault we drive them recklessly and hit them.
However, 'stupid' also has a negative connotation. The following 'stupid' people would be eligible for my Octagon Cage Match Of Death:
- people who get in the "10 Items" line with 45 items
- people who like to play their car stereo at 159 decibels, usually at night
- Raider and Bronco fans
- child molesters and child-porn freaks
- the Shamwow guy
- people who talk loudly on their cellphone in movie theaters
- anyone who wears an earbud wireless cellphone headset and isn't immensely important
- people who wear revealing bikinis or Speedos and clearly shouldn't be
- fat girls who feel the need to wear a thong and a half-shirt
- people who complain about things they shouldn't complain about
- ass-kissers, backstabbers, and similar types of co-workers you despise
- people who need 10 minutes to make up their mind at the fast-food drive-thru or walk-up counter
- anyone who goes into a Starbucks
- anyone who refers to themselves in the 3rd person
- Simon Cowell
- Islamic terrorists
- almost all politicians
- people who, by way of greeting a stranger on a 98-degree summer day, say, "Hey! Hot enough for ya?"
- Dane Cook
- bad drivers
- Obsessive Twitterers who actually think we give a f**k what mundane task they're doing right now
- Brett Favre
I'm sure I'll think of some more.