I had a roommate who let a skank shack up with him (and me

). She was positively vile, but the roommate was an ugly-assed geek who couldn't do any better. Any way, the bitch couldn't find a real job, so she started doing phone sex. The thought of it was nearly enough to make me puke - some poor loser whackin it thinking he's talking to the shit-hot model in the magazine ad when he's actually talking to a trailer park scumbag with half her teeth rotted out.
Word of warning - the shit-hot model in the magazine HAS BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN GET YOU OFF ON THE PHONE.