here's a good one:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia
Johnny,
I'm hereby awarding you the ChiefsPlanet Purple Heart for the beating you've taken on this thread.
Additionally, I'm giving you 3 months of basket leave. You need to have your brain massaged. Please check in at the Army's Resort for Chaplains Assistants ASAP.
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then the thread lasts another 700 posts