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Originally Posted by chiefs1111
Ouch
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You are telling me.
I thought I was just really hungover at first. Then I was like, Wait... I only had 12 beers last night... Something is very wrong.
So, I am apartment sitting for my brother. I get in the shower to try and take stock of things and get ready for the day. Its 10:30 AM. I am feeling woozy, so I decide to sit down in the tub. I take the shower head, which is removable, and hold it right above my head to help get rid of my headache, because it hurts so bad.
Then, my mouth gets really wet, and I go to hawk a loogie, and I am ****ed. I projectile vomit all over the front of the shower. In my horror, I look down to prevent hitting the wall again. While this is going on, I am holding the shower head and it is coincidentally aimed at my face. I vomit right on to it, and then the puke starts flying back in my face. I don't throw up very often, so I am taking in the sensation of nausea like its my first time.
I turn the water off to take stock of things, and just laugh. For like five seconds. And then I throw up again.
It was a horrible start to the day, and I spent the rest of it sprinting to the toilet and retching. I think I pinched a nerve in my neck, so that also feels nice.
I text my buddy, who was at the get together: Are you sick?
He texts back: All ****ing day.
So there it was. The only thing we ate that no one else did was a couple chips worth of the 7 layer dip. Seriously, about 5 chips. At 3AM.
So that was my awesome day. Finally starting to feel better.