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Who do you hate more? Steelers or Titans?
So here we are at the start of the 2009 season. YAY! Right out of the gate we have a pretty good game to watch. Like most non-Chiefs games, you have to root for someone, right? Or in this case, who do you root against?
Personally, I hate both of these teams with a passion so I have to break it down to see who to root against the most.
Tennessee:
- has pornstache Jeff Fisher. This guy once said they have 9 homes games if you include Jacksonville. Hate that guy. Besides, he didn't quit Tennessee so he could come coach the Chiefs. Double-hate. -2 pts
- has a great defense I'm jealous of. -1 pt
- has a great running game I'm jealous of. -1 pt
- One of the luckiest teams in the league. The music City miracle was a debacle and going 13-0 last year with Kerry Collins? Come on! -1 pt
- Play in the same city as Tennessee Volunteers. -1 pt
- Plays Marty-ball and WINS playoff games! -1 pt
Total Tennessee hatred points -7 pts
Pittsburgh:
- have won what? 15 superbowls? Or does it just seem like it? Man I hate that! -2 pts
- Hines Ward is the dirtiest WR in the league. Chop blocks worse than the Broncos OL. I just wanna slap that smile off him. -1 pt
- Big Ben is tom Brady's twin. Both those guys are touched by God. How else do you explain a guy that slams his helmet-less face into a car and then makes that last drive to win the SB? -1 pt
- Pittsburgh's fans are EVERYWHERE and they are OBNOXIOUS! -3 pts
- Troy Polomalu's hair. I laughed so hard when Maurice-Jones Drew tackled him by it! -1 pt
- They get rid of their coach, replace him with a kid and they STILL keep winning. Man I hate that. -1 pt
- has a great defense I'm jealous of. -1 pt
- has a great running game I'm jealous of. -1 pt
Total Pittsburgh hatred points -11 pts
Guess I'm pulling for the Titans. Either that or for both their team buses to collide en route to the stadium.
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