Mecca, what's wrong with my nephew? He really wanted to dress up like a vampire and the only white paint I could find was spray paint, so I tried that and he said it burned so I dipped his head in paint thinner and now he won't stop crying. What should I do?
P.S. It's not really my nephew, it's the neighbor's son.
P.P.S. The neighbors don't know that he came over here, so I need to find something out quick.
P.P.P.S. The neighbors don't really like me because I'm a registered sex offender. That also means I can't take him to the hospital myself because they'll ask questions.
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