I'm sacrificing my neighbor's tiny yippie dog that barks until midnight every night at anything that moves within a 100-mile radius of their property because its owners aren't home enough to handle the responsibility of taking care of an animal and telling it to shut the **** up when it needs to so they don't have to give it quality "outdoor time" at night when it's convenient for them but annoying as all rape for the neighborhood.
It's the least I could do. Anything to help get a win.
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