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Originally Posted by bowener
I think we all know a senile old bastard out west is going to give him a bloated contract once he realizes this year how big of a joke JR is.
The Raiders might be scary once their QB accuracy rating goes from 29% to 48-50%... I can only imagine how bad our last game would have been had JR connected on just 12 of his 24 passes (instead of 7.... 7 completions).
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Oh shit 7 completions just reminded me of something from Black Sheep.
I really want to imagine up in the booth where Death and Senile Al were sitting together somebody with sense stopped by and talked with Al, lets say a PR guy or something.
PR Guy:
Tell me, Mr. Davis, do you have any idea how many completions Jamarcus had today?
Al:
Well, he is 6'6" and weighs over 1/4 of a metric ton, a cannon for an arm, and can launch the ball 80 yards off his knees! Never does though, of course, unless he's teasing an old crazy GM or the cameras! HAHA *cough-hack-hack-cough* I guess I'd say about.... 18, tops.
PR Guy:
SEVEN! SEVEN completions this game!