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Originally Posted by Saccopoo

I'm adding another one to the list:

Southland Tales

Starring: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Sean Thomas Michael Steven Lester Theodore Scott, Justin Timberlake, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Chris "Man I wish I could make just one more Highlander movie" Lambert, a plethora of other horrible B rate actors, and a host of the worst of the worst from Saturday Night Live from the past 15 years.

Premise: In post-nuclear holocaust Texas 2008, society deals with the GWB administrations failures in Iraq and Syria, an evil corporate international power possessing fascist Orwellian level control, and a national underground Marxist movement led by the most unbelievably stupid characters that one could imagine while Boxer Santanananaosomething lives a life of surreal, transcendental moments due to his being force through a rift in the time-space continuum along with fellow protagonist Dude Where's My Car. Features Justin Timberlake as a pyschotic super actor turned PTSS army veteran sniper who has a great chorus line song and dance number where he drinks beer and pours it over his head.

Exploding zeppelins, suicide, martyrdom, implied FFM poorly executed tango dance offs and the revelation of mankinds new messiah cap this stunner off.

Whoever wrote this, directed this and produced this steaming pile of gopher shit should be wrapped in chicken wire and cinder blocks and dumped over the side of a boat in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

"I'm a pimp, and pimps don't commit suicide."
effing terrible