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Originally Posted by kcchiefsfanGoLJ
No she doesn't have an STD, but my stance toward sexual relations is to wait till marriage. I may go further, but I am sure I will get flamed enough. I dont judge those who do, but these are my beliefs.
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That's very cool. I had a friend do the same thing.
So anyway, my suggestion is you start a ledger of IOU sex for when you guys get married. It's like accrual accounting. You keep track of the value of services owed and record it as an asset.
For instance, she broke your cau, you book an accounts receivable for 50 whenever you want sexes. She invites her mother over to watch the Chiefs game, 5 Steak and blowjob nights. She makes you watch a chick flick, 2 whenever you want sexes and so on and so forth.
The correct answer is accrual accounting. Thank me later.
Oh and you should develop a currency exchange so the accounts payable can be paid off with cash in the event that you break up.
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