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Hootie · 10-15-2009, 03:58 AM

I shall chime in:

As a "true fan" who was extremely frustrated with that term being thrown around by the "know-it-alls" who considered the Willie Roaf trade a terrible trade for this franchise...users who valued 6th round picks more than established, veteran players...those who thought 7th round picks should be a hit every time...those who knew everything about anything...those who took Vernon Gholston over Matt Ryan for a team with no QB...those who took Mark Sanchez #3 overall when the team they were drafting for had already traded #34 overall for a QB that very season...

I figured...boy, these dudes sure love the draft as much as I love tits...and when I see tits...I sure like to masturbate...so I assumed when they talked draft, naturally...they were masturbating...so why not put the two together?

Drafturbating. Drafturbators. It's catchy! The only problem is...a lot of people seem to miss the 'r' and they call them draftubators...which isn't quite as catchy.

And I consider these people to be the TRUE drafturbators (don't worry, they have their leaches just like us "true fans")...

Drafturbators: Hamas, Mecca, OTWP, Dane

Those are the leaders. By far...they follow one another around in Chiefs related threads, pos rep each other countlessly...basically turn every Chiefs thread into a love fest amongst one another and they all agree with every single point the other makes so any "true fan" that has ANY DIFFERENT OPINION or take gets blasted in the chin by their large drafturbating buhkakke shots. I mean...I'm pretty sure those four guys might be the same person...and if they aren't...I'm pretty sure they've all at least have had sex (except for maybe mecca...I don't think anyone would have sex with that guy.)

They also have leaches...guys who follow them around and PRAY they are accepted into their circle jerk once or twice a week...like, I'm pretty sure if Hamas told ROR to suck his dick, he would do it, no questions ask...and if Hamas told him he preferred his cock suckers not to have gag reflexes...he'd try his darndest to get every inch...even if he had the biggest gag reflex...of all time.

He's the big leach...other include Reaper and ChiefsCountry...those guys are awful.

Now...some members who ARE NOT DRAFTURBATORS...NOT TRUE FANS...just overall great football posters...those include:

tk13, Milkman, hitsmaque, the talking can

These guys are totally, 100% objective and form their own opinions and stick to them, and don't change them because they don't get approval from the first wives club...err the Drafturbators.

10-15-2009, 03:58 AM	#140
Hootie Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas Casino cash: $10004900	I shall chime in: As a "true fan" who was extremely frustrated with that term being thrown around by the "know-it-alls" who considered the Willie Roaf trade a terrible trade for this franchise...users who valued 6th round picks more than established, veteran players...those who thought 7th round picks should be a hit every time...those who knew everything about anything...those who took Vernon Gholston over Matt Ryan for a team with no QB...those who took Mark Sanchez #3 overall when the team they were drafting for had already traded #34 overall for a QB that very season... I figured...boy, these dudes sure love the draft as much as I love tits...and when I see tits...I sure like to masturbate...so I assumed when they talked draft, naturally...they were masturbating...so why not put the two together? Drafturbating. Drafturbators. It's catchy! The only problem is...a lot of people seem to miss the 'r' and they call them draftubators...which isn't quite as catchy. And I consider these people to be the TRUE drafturbators (don't worry, they have their leaches just like us "true fans")... Drafturbators: Hamas, Mecca, OTWP, Dane Those are the leaders. By far...they follow one another around in Chiefs related threads, pos rep each other countlessly...basically turn every Chiefs thread into a love fest amongst one another and they all agree with every single point the other makes so any "true fan" that has ANY DIFFERENT OPINION or take gets blasted in the chin by their large drafturbating buhkakke shots. I mean...I'm pretty sure those four guys might be the same person...and if they aren't...I'm pretty sure they've all at least have had sex (except for maybe mecca...I don't think anyone would have sex with that guy.) They also have leaches...guys who follow them around and PRAY they are accepted into their circle jerk once or twice a week...like, I'm pretty sure if Hamas told ROR to suck his dick, he would do it, no questions ask...and if Hamas told him he preferred his cock suckers not to have gag reflexes...he'd try his darndest to get every inch...even if he had the biggest gag reflex...of all time. He's the big leach...other include Reaper and ChiefsCountry...those guys are awful. Now...some members who ARE NOT DRAFTURBATORS...NOT TRUE FANS...just overall great football posters...those include: tk13, Milkman, hitsmaque, the talking can These guys are totally, 100% objective and form their own opinions and stick to them, and don't change them because they don't get approval from the first wives club...err the Drafturbators.
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