Let me address this from bottom to top:
Sunday...one of my best friends bartends all day at a dive bar with Sunday Ticket...I literally provide them all of their business on Sunday by word of mouth to my friends...it's a really nice, redone dive bar with 15 50" LCD TVs and direcTV...and no one goes...and they offer $1 drafts and $2 burgers...literally 15 of my friends and maybe 3 other regulars go every Sunday...and I get free reign to do whatever the **** I want...if that setting doesn't make football fans jealous...then they aren't really football fans.
Yes, my friends and EVEN me consistently call each other "the n word"...we don't really use it in the context of being racist, but sure, I can see how some might think that's totally, 100% racist and immature...I don't give a shit...I only refer to white people as n*gg*rs...and I think it's funny...and I'm not going to apologize for that...I don't really care what you think. Our Jimmy Johns guy delivers to us every time when we're drunk on his bike and we refer to him as bike n***** to his face...and for some reason he finds it hilarious and always brings us free shit...but of course we tip him an unordinate amount of money...but whatever, beside the point...
Admitted rapist? Ha! Talk about taking a funny story totally out of context. I said, tongue in cheek, it felt like 50% of the time I had sex with my girlfriend (at the time) she was passed out drunk...
Pill popper? I, like 50% of the other students I know, take Ritalin occasionally to write a paper...OMG.
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6th year of college? This might be my 7th...no, not really...I was even more mature when I graduated high school, went to ISU right when I was 19...had a terrible, drunk-fest of a first year and decided to take two years off and move to Chicago and check out the real world for myself before I decided I really needed to go back to school...so this isn't technically my 6th year...
Next. My priorities in life have nothing to do with school right now...I just don't care...I'm glad that you're published, married, full time teacher...whoopdeedoo...sadly...when I waited tables full time in Chicago...I probably made more money than you
Either way...my only real talent in life is I have exceptional people skills in real life...like, unbelievable. So...we'll see how far those can take me...but when I start worrying about where I am at in life, I'll let you know...
Now...as for you...I'm pretty decent at reading people and formulating an educated guess on some things...you...you throw drinks at girls in bar...you don't clean up after your pet...you "published" a thread on here of the most depressing, weirdest, suicidal free style writing I've ever read...
If you haven't cut yourself at least once I'd be shocked.