LJ: "I apologize to the fans of the Kansas City Chiefs and the rest of the NFL, Commissioner Goodell, the Chiefs organization, Coach Todd Haley, his staff, my teammates, the citizens of the United States, the UN, ... hell, I'm sorry to everyone in the world. I regret my actions. I'm not really a malcontented assclown; I was just flustrated. I'm sorry I offended the pillow..., er, I mean gay and lesbian community with my insensitive comment. And kids, I was not a good role model. I was a D-O-U-C-H-E B-A-G. So I'm gonna try to better myself and not be a douchebag anymore."
Pioli: "First of all LJ, thank you for the words, and we accept your apology. Now, clean out your locker and turn in your shit. On your way out of the building, please pick up your pink slip (compliments of Clark Hunt) and a case of diapers (Vermiel chipped in). You have until 2 p.m. today to be off the Arrowhead premises, or you will be escorted off.
(Pioli to the media): "Thanks for coming today everybody."
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