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Old 11-17-2009, 09:27 AM   #23
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Originally Posted by Tactical Funky View Post
I thought I was impervious to this mysterious feeling until tonight when I ran into a girl I used to hang out with a lot. I actually care about her on more than just a physical level, but we hadn't seen each other in almost a year.

Running into her made me feel...human. Weak and strong at the same time. Maybe I'm soon to outgrow my manwhore phase. Maybe not. But holy shit, I haven't felt butterflies in my stomach like that around anyone in forever. She's the whole package (brains, beauty, self-confidence, and wit).

For some reason, I can't convince myself to ask her out; it's as though I know I've been a "player" type for so long that I don't want to mess things up and destroy what could be a great relationship before it has the chance to get off the ground.

Does any of this crap make sense? Hold me.

This is what you do...

sign up for a year membership to L A C ( Lawrence Athletic Club)

ask her out on a workout date. trust me...and tell her to pack a bikini.

have her meet you at the LAC

start by stretching (check her out while shes stretching)

then do some yoga (check her out being all flexible and the other women around you)

then do some light weights followed by carido (check out her calves)

then do some laps in their pool (check out her bikini)

and finally ask her out to juice stop for a "Coach's Choice" smoothie
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