If you like trannies, go have breakfast at Mama's Diner (the old Nichols Lunch) on 39th and Southwest trafficway. There's a waitress, I think his/her name is Nicki, and he/she's about 6' 3" with tasteful makeup and lee press on nails...
The food is great there, otherwise it wouldn't be worth the sideshow.
http://www.yelp.com/biz/mamas-39th-st-diner-kansas-city