I voted for theory 5. My theory is that there are only three types of people in the NFL. Those who take steroids. Criminals whose natural aggression and willingness to do bad things to other people works in their favor. And those for whom there's been some actual divine intervention who are naturally grateful to whatever god took an active interest in their lives.
I didn't really give my theory too much thought though so don't necessarily take it as gospel.
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