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Old 11-30-2009, 06:05 PM   #14
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Supper?

People really say "Supper" out there? Do you ring the "Supper Bell" when its ready? Ha Ha...only playing....

As far as a diet, I have a great idea. Eat whatever you want, as fast as you want. Immediately run into the bathroom, put two fingers down your throat and throw it all right back up. You accomplish two things:
1. You enjoyed whatever you wanted to taste, and immediately "fprced" it back out of your system, you wont have to burn any calories, fat, excess proteins, etc.
2. You get a killer AB work out from all of the force of the vomit coming right back up, violently.
Sure their might be some long term health concerns from using this process, however, its way better than running and doing 1000 sit ups.....
do it for two straight weeks, stop for 2 weeks, repeat.






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Originally Posted by Iowanian View Post
For example.

5 minutes from now, Brideowanian will be coming downstairs. She'll be soaked from the bath of our 2 girls, which isn't going well and wasn't pleased when they went up.

Before going up, I decided that as part of my healthier diet attempt, I was going to boil some eggs for supper(she didn't like that because, well, eggs do things to me). I chose the mircowave, a cereal bowl, 2/3 full of water and 4 eggs.

She told me not to do it(even though I've done it before successfully) told me they would explode and even pulled it up on google to warn me.

Not me....I'm an effing cave man in my own cave and I KNOW HOW TO USE FIRE!!!!

Anyway, about 5 minutes into a 7 minute cook.....from the chair in front of the game BLAMO!!!!!!

Door blown open....stuff knocked off of top of microwave, a lady-doo-dad from the wall broken on the floor and the kitchen looks like Humpty Dumpty's family reunion was just hit with a suicide bomber.

Iowanian is going to be in for it soon.....


and now I know.....Just boil eggs on the stove.


oh boy....foot steps.
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