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Originally Posted by Bwana

What would Tim Tebow do about Global Warming?

Global warming is a myth, much like the tooth fairy, so nothing.
Tim Tebow is also Captain Planet, he could easily stop global warming

What would Tim Tebow do about starving children?

Tim, not unlike Chuck Norris and Rich Scanlan, has magical powers that few can understand. He would whip out his man rack and feed them Tim breast juice.
or...........He could turn water into wine and...oh wait that`s Jesus , I always get those to confused...


What would Tim tebow do about saving the Rain Forest ?

Because some of it has been cut down, Tim would likely concentrate on what is left. I think he will fly over in a jet and drop numerous bags of his own dried excrement on the forest. Once he does this, the forest will double in size within a month, hence, averting any further concerns.
Yeah, thats what I was thinking also.

What cant this guy do?