I'd call my wife and say
"Hey, honey, I'm here with Jessica Alba and she wants me to **** her. I don't know why, but she does. I wouldn't normally ask, but seeing as it's Jessica Alba and all, would you be ok with that?"
"Do I like Her? Yeah, I guess. Hell, I just met her. Do I love her? No of course not. Pictures? Well, I could ask. Would you like to join in? We're not far away and we haven't even started yet. Let me talk to her, I'll call you right back."
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