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Originally Posted by shitgoose
I wish the draft would just hurry the **** up and get here. There is so much time between now and then I think my head is going to explode with all this draft talk. I know its pretty much gonna go like this so I wish we could just get it over with
Draft Day
- Wake up, eat breakfast, turn on NFL Network, real ****in' excited.
- Call my brother to come over and drink beer
- Watch Raiders **** up there pick and call my friend who is an idiot raiders fan to make fun
- Watch Chiefs reach on 1st pick and get pissed off.
- Drink some beer and hope for better pick in 2nd rd
- Recieve call from idiot raider fan friend making fun and asking me the last time the chiefs won a playoff game
- Get pissed and threaten to fight idiot raider fan friend
- Log onto chiefs planet to witness implosion
- Watch chiefs make shitty picks in 2nd round
- drink some more beer and try to make myself like the picks
- Brother leaves and wife starts getting on my ass about all the empties and me screaming obscenities at the television
- Rewatch KU basketball championship game to make myself feel better
- Get shot down by wifey for coitus
- End terrible day
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Very similar to every Sunday during football season huh?
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