My system relies heavily on how dirty the jeans I had on the day before are.

As for a shirt it depends on what I have planned. Bumming around - tshirt. Running errands - tshirt. Any type of mechanical work-dickies........tshirt

. And if money's been tight I'll usually put on some polyester pants, a cheap old polo shirt, slap on some Lucky Tiger Cologne gggrrrrrrrrrrrrr, and head down to the nursing home when the SS cks come in. I really really really hate having to whore myself out like that. Espcially when old Maudeline Friederbecht gets her quarterly interest check. Her damn roommate always watches. She NEVER puts her teeth in, leaves them on the nightstand in a glass and her fricken prosthetic leg keeps falling off. I finally got tired of that crap one night and just grabbed her leg stump and started using it like a 4 speed gear shift. Feel bad about breaking her hip but WTH she ask for it rough. Anyways, enough complaining I'm sure a lot of you guys have it a lot rougher than I do.
Going to court-suit.