No love for Jonesy? What kinda shit?
1. Who coined the term "Four Horsemen" to describe the assemblage of Dane/Mecca/Hamas/OTWP? A term currently being circulated in the forum (while STILL getting enough respect for his posting prowess that 3 of the 4 members gave him positive rep this year)?
2. Who gave THIS description as to how one might get accepted into their ranks?
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Here's what you do...
1. Abandon all hope for this organization 7 games into the new administration.
2. Criticize every personnel transaction before the material results are known.
3. Start posting with an air of superiority like your QWERTY's made of Gold & you're an understudy of Bill Walsh.
4. Insult any CP poster who is level-headed and patient.
5. Just generally be an asshole.
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3. Who repeatedly put a clown suit on Dane throughout the year?
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No... Know what it is Dane?
*Drum roll*
You're the GREAT pretender.
You pretend to be this brilliant football mind who understands the intricacies of the NFL in a way us 'mere mortals' do not. It's bullshit. It's mostly just pageantry and I've learned if we just let you type long enough... You'll prove to us all that you really don't know anymore than the next chap on this site. Your contrarian bit is your way to look smarter than the rest of us. "If I just frown up at everything the Chiefs do...they'll worship me." Sorry Bill Walsh, but many of us pulled the skirt up on that one a long time ago.
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Other people here might buy into your "Rockstar" bit. I don't.
You're full of shit.
You might know something, but it damn sure ain't football.
I'll give you a buzz though if I ever wanna shoot the breeze about some huzzie clinging to what little celebrity she has left in Hollywood.
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4. Who called Pacquiao OVER Cotto?
5. Who took on dozens of posters all at once in race-related threads with virtually no support from the rest of the forum?
6. Who ran some of THE BEST Repost Police smack in the history of this forum in just one exchange?
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a. What is it with you Repost police? Are you trying to meet your Internet citation quota for the month?
b. Your career in thread law enforcement is going smashingly well. Maybe you'll make thread detective with a few more repost busts. Then you can start using state-of-the-art forensic tools like "Advanced Search". CSI: ChiefsPlanet has a nice ring to it.
c. And you're doing a fine job officer. Keeping our threads safe.
d. "You'll never take me alive copper!!!"
e. Damn, I knew when I got rowdy you'd call for back up.
f. Carry on Mahoney...You'll be first grade in no time...
g. **** the police!
h. Does this mean you're off duty now?
i. You lied! You said you were done posting in this thread! Police corruption is at an all-time high.
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7. Who admitted his own fallibility and epic FAIL in a 17-thread post about sending shit-talk to his supervisor?
This is BULLSHIT!
"I am who you thought I was..."
*Slams podium mic and storms off*