[BigMeatballDave]

Originally Posted by luv

Oh, and I got a lesson on champagne today while I was at the store. Our local Price Cutter grocery store actually has a great selection of beer, alcohol, and wine. I was looking at all of the different champagne and feeling a bit overwhelmed. This guy (who does not work at the grocery store), comes up and asks if I'm doing alright. I was honest and said, "Not really." He asked what my tastes were, my price range, etc. Turns out, he's a distributor. Was telling me the difference between champagne and wine, which ones were dry vs which ones were sweeter, etc. He was really helpful. Even told me how to open a bottle...lol.

He was offering you some dick.