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I hate these things. Mainly because I always lose.
Nevertheless, I would like to take this opportunity to thank the Planeteers who voted for me. You stood firmly on the side of right and good and nice ... all in the face of ballot box stuffing, payola, and bribery. We fought a good fight, but let's face it ... we lost like a sick chihuahua in the Kentucky Derby. It hurts and stings and itches like heck down around the nutsack area, but we have to remember that we played fair ... unlike those other shameless bastards.
Still, there's no hard feelings. Thanks again, and remember these important, eternal truths ... all's fair in love, war, and Planet polls ... to lose with honor is better than winning with unhonor ... everything happens for a reason ... and neg repping a cheating whore dog feels good if you do it enough.
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