Kenan: "One time I was sittin in my cubicle at work when I received a FedEx package with a ringing telephone in it. Next thing I know, some dude named Morpheus is givin me pills and everybody's callin me The One."
Barkley: "Is that what you clowns want?!"
Kenan: "You gotta meet with some old ass oracle and Agent Smith won't let you use the telephone?"
Barkley: "Clowns, this is real!"
Bobby Moynihan: "Okay, that's obviously the Matrix."
Kenan: "Okay, you gonna talk about me right there to my face. Tryin to get up under my skin right-" (Grabs Moynihan) "Boy, you better close your damn mouth! Or the only pills you gonna be takin is muscle relaxants! And you ain't gonna be swallowin a red one or a blue one, it's gonna be a black one and a latino one!'
Barkley: "And you won't be pluggin into the Matrix, they'll be pluggin into your buttcheeks!"
Kenan: "Yeah, you gonna be fightin off 100 Agent Smiths alright. Only replace Smiths with Johnsons. Now here's a demonstration. This is you." (Moves like he's slow mo in the Matrix.) "Guess what this is." (Points at his forehead several times with both hands.) "Body fluids!"
