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Originally Posted by KCUnited
Pregnancy attempt, I'd bounce.
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No, her tubes are tied
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Originally Posted by wild1
YOu were married for a decade and don't know the meaning of this?  |
It came natural with my wife because I was in love with her.
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Originally Posted by luv
You've really become a douche.
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I know.
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Originally Posted by luv
I'm sure his "for awhile now" is probably a month. Takes me a lot longer to start saying I love someone.
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Actually 2 but I do really like this girl.
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Originally Posted by sedated
maybe this is her way of politely telling you that she'd like it to last longer than 2 minutes.
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No I take so long she gets sore and half the time we have to stop before I get off...Ive always had that problem.
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Originally Posted by tyton75
Maybe she just wants you to manscape
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Nope Im always neat and trimmed.
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Originally Posted by Jilly
works for me. 
In all honesty, just take your time on her. Be gentle, but firm. Explore her body, not just the good parts, every inch of it. Take the time for a shower, light candles, make the house look good, manscape a little. Give her something elegant, yet sexy to wear......not the pleather you are accustomed to. Forget about yourself for a while and focus completely on her and enjoy her body as if it's one of the best movies you've ever watched, one of those types of movies where you feel like you have to watch it again in order to get in every single detail. Slow, sultry, erotic. |
Best advice yet. Rep.
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Originally Posted by |Zach|
You still let these women hang around your kids?
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Only one has met my kids.
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Originally Posted by keg in kc
That's her way of telling you she wants to strap-on and **** you up the ass.
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Originally Posted by keg in kc
You know you don't have to let a girl speak. They never stop...
Say, maybe that's what mtg's girl wants, for him to listen to her during the act. To catch when she breathes things like "jesus, dude, that's my belly button" or "it's okay, baby, you can put the other inch in" or "can we do it doggy style, i want to pretend that you're anybody else".
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Ouch