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Originally Posted by Demonpenz
I asked out a girl at the liqour store the other day and she said she had a boyfriend, I thought gee I hope she doesn't think I am stalking her, but then I was like damn between my job and me being out of energy at nights. I don't have the energy to stalk woman anymore. sad day indeed
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You should have told her that you'd kill her boyfriend, opened up the most expensive bottle of liquor you could find close by and spit it in her face. When the liquor store clerk asks you to pay for the bottle simply remind him that a "cak'n man such as yourself doesn't give money to Christopher Street boys." then run out the door and try not to trip over your friends clearing a path for you. It's kind of the Larry Johnson strategy to getting women but he could never master the last part. He always tripped up or got brought down by the bouncer that was half his size.