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Originally Posted by FAX

I once got really tired on the drive from KC to LA by way of TX so I stopped by a drug store and bought a bunch of NoDoze, dissolved the pills in a quart of Pepsi, and using a plastic bag and a bicycle tire pump, gave myself a NoDoze/Pepsi enema at a truck stop.

After thirty minutes, I decided that driving was too easy so I put the car in neutral and pushed it to California.

FAX