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So a priest walks into a bar and sits next to a fellow who's been drinking for a bit. After the priest orders a drink, the guy beside him says, "Father, I've been wondering...my ex-high-school-sweetheart just became a nun. I understand it's very respectable, but why do so many women commit to a life like that?"
The priest thought for a moment and replied, "Well, my son, the call to the Sisterhood is an important step to gaining a closer, more emotional and spiritual relationship with Jesus."
"That's what I thought," the guy said. "I just can't wrap my head around how she wants to go through all of that."
"What do you mean?" the priest asked.
"Well, she's never been into arrogant or boastful guys."
The priest took into consideration that the fellow had been drinking and remained calm. "Jesus tried to help the people of the world in every way he could, and he tried to remain unseen. He most certainly was not arrogant or boastful."
"I'm sorry, Father, but that's definitely bullsh*t," the guy replied. "Any guy has gotta be a prick if he's going to lie about how well he was hung."
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