I once lost my car keys and, after an hour of fruitless searching, decided to dust off the handy-dandy Ouija board. Upon asking the question, "Connect now to the spirit plane, oh mighty Ouija board and tell me ... where are my car keys?", the planchette began to slightly tremble then slowly spelled out; L ... O ... S ... T ... D ... U ... M ... B ... A ... S ... S.
Sometimes the spirit people can be a bunch of pricks.
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