A) Okung Smash face with crowbar
B) McClain Throw my self through plate glass window
C) B5TA Circular saw to my testicles
D) Joe Haden Inject Draino directly into jugular
E) Dez White Umm, yeah right
F) Sam Bradford (but not Clausen) Squeeze cranium in vice until eye crosses like Bradford
G) Dan Williams (think of picking a guy 15 spots above where he was projected) Agent Johnson: Lose twenty, twenty-five percent of the hostages.
Special Agent Johnson: I can live with that.
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